19:48 Semi fast to Watford
Good evening. Yes, as you can see it's a late train home for me, but there we go.
Glad u liked the 'yo mamma' joke yesterday. Will pull out another one when ratings start to dip!
I hope you are all coming out on Sunday to see the 1,000 boats parade on the Thames. They are expecting 1m people to turn out and that doesn't include the Queen. It says in the paper that there will be 13,000 officers guarding her. Nice...
Gonna do Sports stories next. Mario Balotelli has said he will kill anyone who throws a banana at him. Presumably, starting with his hairdresser, who's put one on his head...
There is a story about a top city lawyer who has been jailed for 3 years for committing expenses fraud of £1.2m. Errr harram...He's paid it all back now so that's ok right...
Thought of the day: You know you're on shaky ground when your new business cards are just Post-It notes...
Today's exciting story at lunchtime. So I went to Boots (meal deal £3.79 where I find the most expensive veg sandwich, crisps and that smoothie that is £2.50 on its own saving £1.80). Sorry I digress.
Anyhow, I go downstairs to also pick up some vitamins now located next to the photo centre where this bloke is having a chat with the photo man who had come in to pick up his holiday pics.
The photo man kindly asked him if he wanted the negatives, which the chap thought was rather a good idea. until the bloke goes "Your wife's got big teeth and a saggy bum."
Boom! Now it's time for a lovely sleep so see you tomorrow.
A small man called Kawks
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