The Met Line Journal

The life and times of a small man called Min, his daily journey's from Rayners Lane to Farringdon.

This blog is an insight into the wonderful world of the Met Line, packed into chunky bites of random thoughts, the weird and the wonderful sites I see on my journey to and from work, and the odd comedy gag...

Read it and weep (with laughter)...

Wednesday 23 May 2012

23rd May 2012 -The Rap Home

Sunny hot day

Today, I thought rather than the normal routine, I should do a rap poem.

Here we go:

Eyes of a Hawk
They call me Kawks

Capture the image, capture the time
7ft lady, your legs are mighty fine

Ride the Met Line
When its working
18:42 on the dot
Hey kid, no need to wipe your snot (on the seat)

Hey lady, why you gone pink
Hey man, why you stink
Use some spray, make our day
Save me walking away

Hey curly hair lady, why you speaking french
Jaime jealous, jaime jealous

Seat free, everyone eyes it up
Slide and shuffle, slap and shout
Do what you need, its a jungle out there (and the smells to go with it)

Sikh man looking at cricket scores
Tapping your foot like you made a four

Music too loud, he don't care
He's not proud, but I'm not a fan of harmonica music

Kindle lady, woah slow down
Not read the last page
Who did the murder?
Was it the clown?

Met line you are like the United Nations
All colours and shapes
If that shape is a brown grape

Tru dat and a bit deep
Wishing you all a great sleep

Word... (Microsoft Office 2012 all rights reserved)

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