The Met Line Journal

The life and times of a small man called Min, his daily journey's from Rayners Lane to Farringdon.

This blog is an insight into the wonderful world of the Met Line, packed into chunky bites of random thoughts, the weird and the wonderful sites I see on my journey to and from work, and the odd comedy gag...

Read it and weep (with laughter)...

Friday 18 May 2012

Friday 18th May 2012 - The Journey Home

18:31 All stations to Uxbridge

Whoo hoo. Ladies and Gentlemen the weekend has started. There are people dancing and singing and records playing. Ok, so most people are knackered and asleep on the way home but you got happy for a sec right?

There is a Kawks lookalike (bald, muchi and under 5ft 3 (judging by the way his feet are dangling from the seat)) and he is reading Geoffry Archer and that's where the similarity ends!

There is a lovely couple who are doing a lot of hugging. Let's see inside their bag. It's a waitrose bag (la di da) and it has what looks like a meal for 2, some coleslaw (finest quality), some chocolate fudge pudding and that's all I can see. The man has a posh luggage bag with the LHR tag still on. So that explains why they were so happy right. just don't tell her husband.

There is a lady who has just got on at Great Portland Street who must be listening to some really powerful music as it has lead to some musical tattoos appearing behind her ear!

Err, just read that some top muslim politicians says that some Pakistani men believe 'white girls are fair game'. Err harram...

One for the team in the office: Why did Facebook go public? Because they couldn't work out the privacy settings either...

Sound advice for the day: "Turn that music down now, it's way too loud".

Ooo, forgot to tell you about a dude who stopped me as I was approaching Farringdon station.

"Can you spare 20p please, I'm homeless."

To which I replied "You won't find a house for 20 pence round here mate."..

Right, that's your lot, have a wonderful w/e (as I'm tired to type week end...doh!) and a lovely sleep.

A small man called Kawks.

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