The Met Line Journal

The life and times of a small man called Min, his daily journey's from Rayners Lane to Farringdon.

This blog is an insight into the wonderful world of the Met Line, packed into chunky bites of random thoughts, the weird and the wonderful sites I see on my journey to and from work, and the odd comedy gag...

Read it and weep (with laughter)...

Friday 10 February 2012

Friday 10th February 2012 - The Journey Home

17:54 All stations to Uxbridge

Whoo hoo. And we are out of here! Check out the time as well. Bit more sensible, though left home at 7am this morning.

So, the end of another fantastic week and if nothing else salt gritters, glove and scarf sellers must have done well out of it. Think only Capello has had better weeks.

I'm on the new rubbish met line and standing on the fun fair bit between carriages so apologies for any lapses in concentration.

Yeah..and then we shook on it.

Headline is "Damilola killer sent back to jail". First things first..why was he let out in the first place!

Interesting observation next time ur on the new rubbish trains standing on the fun fair bit. There is a big petrol dial thing that shows the air pressure in the brakes. It's goes from 0 to 10. Normally 2 when it's braking to a standstill. If it goes higher than 5 ring your family and tell them where the secret safe and inheritance is. Can you tell I work in analytics...

At lunchtime went for a walk round St Paul's to see what the yoofs were up to. This one chap had a placard..

What do we want?
A cure for diabetes
When do we want it?
Before Easter.

Nice..very nice. I gave him one of my twix's.

There is a lady next to me reading a cookery book for Christians. I think she is planning to make fish pie. It says it serves 2-5000.

At wembley park and finally get a seat. Man my knees are wobbling after standing for so long.

There is a section about the closing Olympics party in Hyde park. They say the rolling stones, adele and blur are gonna take part. Wowza..gonna queue up now...not

They also talk about the athletes village and how they are putting certain countries far from each other such as Israel and Iran. Many countries have asked not to be to Brazil as they party into the night!

I'll leave you with a final tip of the day:
If you want to reduce weight. Turn head to the left, then to the right. Repeat exercise whenever offered something to eat...

Right gang, have a fantastic weekend and a lovely week, and a lovely week,

A small man called Kawks

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