18:26 All stations to Uxbridge
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Well hello folks, how are you all. Sorry for being a little bit late but my flight back from Jersey was delayed...
Hope you all got that last bit. Got to keep up with the news right?
A large lady has just sat on my suit jacket. Nice, saves ironing it right? Hope the apple mum gave me this morning hasn't been converted to a slice though.
That reminds me, I accidently left an apple outside my local GP's surgery this morning. He won't be able to get in.
Think about it folks, hope you got it. (apple a day..Dr away)...yeeeah good one Kawks.
Advert for the day (remember that slot), is for Farnborough Airshow 2012. It has the tagline "Spectacular in the air..and amazing on the ground". Woah sounds a lot like Stevie G to me.
Don't know about you, but those air shows feel a bit of let down if there aren't any little crashes...
So it's story time. Went to the Bar in the square with work folk today and
I was standing at the bar when this lady came up to me and said "Fancy buying me a drink?"
Being the polite chap I am (good Indian upbringing), I replied "If you let me choose."
She grinned, "But how do you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent" I smiled, "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"OK", she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I looked at the barman and said,"Diet coke mate."...
Boom. Sorry, that was 2 fatty boom boom jokes in one blog..will leave them alone for a bit now...they will be used to that anyway...
Across from me there is a bloke who nearly choked swallowing a tablet. I'm not surprised though, those iPads are bloody huge.
Right think I've offended everyone so probably best to leave it there!
Have a great sleep!
A small man called Kawks
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