The Met Line Journal

The life and times of a small man called Min, his daily journey's from Rayners Lane to Farringdon.

This blog is an insight into the wonderful world of the Met Line, packed into chunky bites of random thoughts, the weird and the wonderful sites I see on my journey to and from work, and the odd comedy gag...

Read it and weep (with laughter)...

Thursday 4 April 2013

Got anything new to report? - Min's Minute Update. Friday 5th April 2013

Well hello there! Thank you so much for the 14 likes and hundreds of cards and flowers for last weeks blog. Mum you are the greatest! Reached my 1,000th LinkedIn contact this week, so great to see OVER 1% of my contacts enjoyed last weeks musings. Lets try for 1.5% this week. Little steps as my mum used to say (Being 5ft 2", it was always going to be).

Lets crack on with the show:

Gadget: Robomop Robot Floor Cleaner. As a bit of a contingency for if Preeti ever decided to leave me, I brought her this robot cleaner for Christmas. Obviously you can't put a price on happiness (or cleanliness), but £34.99 seemed to be around the right ball park seeing as it was coming out of our joint bank account.
Having had the robot (I've named it Rho Bhatt) for a few months now, It's safe to say that it has performed admirably. It's like we have a new pet in the house (though Lucky, you will always be in our hearts). It's essentially like one of those hamster balls and a bit of cloth on the bottom (sorry for the technical phase folks ), but it picks up the dirt, can get under the sofas and if it bumps into anything, it remembers and tries again later. Comes with rechargeable batteries and you can set it to clean for up to 2hrs! The best bit is that it makes this gruffing noise whilst it cleans which is quite cute. Min Marks out of 10....8.5

App: Facestealer. Ever wanted to look like Barrack Obama or the Mona Lisa? Well here is your chance. Yes folks, before you ask, it's free and will keep you amused for at least 5 minutes. It comes with a load of templates, and the best bit is that it uses the camera to augment the selected character onto your face. It's dynamic too so will update if you move your face. You can even download an image and turn into who ever you like. I tried Michael Jackson but that just looked strange and that's before I used the app..boom! Min Marks out of 10...6

Joke: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce...

Ahem! Right that's your lot! Have a great sleep and if we get that 1.5% target, I'll do another one in a weeks time.

A small man called Min

1 comment:

  1. What is pretty leaves you and takes Rho Bhatt with her as after all, it was a present for her! Lol

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