18:10 All Stations to Uxbridge
Hello and welcome. So at lunchtime today, I rang up my local department store, I said, "Hello Selfridges?" They said, "No sir, try Dixon's."...
Boom! And we are off...
Good to see its not raining but some things never change. Yep, severe delays to the Met line. You know what that means right? Yep, time to get the Tube Refund app running...
The chap next to me is reading what looks to be quite a light hearted book. Let's see what its called. "Persecutions in England".... Ahh, maybe not. Bet he is a laugh a minute, or perhaps John Terry's lawyer...
Random thought for the day: That lovely saying, "having your cake and eating it"...err what else are you supposed to do with it?...
Also, when was the last time you actually saw someone with egg on their face?
Cheesecake...a cake made of cheese
Garlicbread..a bread made from garlic
Sorry turned into Peter Kay for a sec.
17 days to go...
So last night, after work (and the blog), I went to see the Dr for my regular 6 month checkup. He entered the room and goes "I'm not quite sure how to say this" in a sombre tone.
"Oh my god" I sighed
"It's not my fault the word is so long" he snapped...
Today's headline is about the govt handing out £10m to help pupils with their litter acy..seems like a waste of money to mee.
Yay, just changed from an Uxbridge train to an Amersham one. Brilliant (not)...
So onto the book that the ladies are all reading at the moment! So looks like my recent joke on FB is actually coming true. They are actually making it into a movie! It's being produced by the same team that produced the Social Network. They brought the film rights for £3.2m. Woah this blog is informative and saves me buying the FT your thinking right?
The book has sold 31m copies and critics say it could be difficult for the movie to be successful as there is very little storyline and it is essentially porn. Damn, in that case I stick to Bollywood for my fix of storyline...
The lady opposite is reading a book called "100 ways to simplify your life". Here's a thought...think of just 10 ways might be a good start?
Right time to hope over to the other platform, so let's leave it there!
Have a great sleep,
A small man called Kawks
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