Hello folks. And where did the lovely weather suddenly come from? Woah, more of that please. I went for a walk around the Square at work at lunchtime and their were children playing and records playing (no that's not right but you get the jist right?)
There is a girl opposite reading that book that has had much air time recently, yep "fifty shades of grey"... She is on page 46 and looks to be into it. I can't tell if she is blushing (south Indian) but will let you know if she faints as a result of the excitement. It's interesting I think why it's ok for ladies to openly read that book, but you try reading a porno magazine on the tube and it's huff this and huff that...
29 days to go...hurrah
Headline today is "bankers in fixing scandal let off". Errr, it says they could be let off from prosecution. Hmm huff huff...
Beckham has been left out of the team GB squad. Oh dear, bet he didn't see that curve ball...
Woah, there is a story about Wimbledon serving up grunt-o-meters to curb scream queens. Nice.
Read the rest of the paper and yep it was boring.
The woman is still reading the book and has now put on her sunglasses, not sure what that signifies, but she has also starting swigging from her water bottle.
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There is a man who is extremely hungry and has broken out the fruit salad (M&S) from his bag and scoffin it down. He is standing next to shades of grey lady so wondering if he too has been reading it over her shoulder and suffering the effects...
The bloke next to me has just gone 'humf humf'.. Let's see why..
Ah, he's just has a text message that said 'will you get me a box of chocolates?'. Nice! Let's see what he types in response.
"I'm just at Wembley Park and this is a semi fast!". Brilliant! That won't be the mistress he's texting then!
Right, let's leave it there! Have a great Humf.
A small man called Kawks
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