Good evening ladies and gentlemen. How very are you? Mid week already and all downhill from here.
So this morning, I burst out into the aisle of the plane and yelled, "Does anybody know how to fly one of these things!?"
Everybody stared on in horrified silence...
As the stewardess calmly asked me to sit down and put the kite away.
Boom and we are off.
There is an 87 year old man standing near the 'special seat' but the bloke sitting there is pretending he hasn't seen him as he is too busy playing bloody solitaire on his iPhone. Grrr, makes me mad. I mean at least play Angry birds or bowling 3D.
The tube has just pulled into Kings cross and a load of German girls have got on. They seem very excited. Lots of 'ya ya' going on.
"Bankers bonus backed by judges" is today's headline. The 104 bankers are now in line to get £42m. I will let you do the punchline on that one.
Ok formal joke for the day. What do you call Will.i.am when he's surprised?Will.i.never
The German girls left at Baker street and the level of "ya ya" has returned to normal levels again.
I've attached a pic of the penthouse that is for sale in the Shard. Yours for £50m. It says that you will be able to see the North Sea from it. Brilliant, just wait there whilst I go and get the deposit...
Let's end with the business news: 'Clinton Cards enters Administration'.
Thinking of you at this difficult time...
Right folks, battery running low so let's leave it there. Have a great sleep.
A small man called Kawks
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